my first program
after 2 days reading a c++ book, this was like the first book i have ever read in my moron life and is intended on completing. i came up with this pathetic thing it calculates sales tax, loan payments, and converts feet to meters and meters to feet.. nothing big yeah i know.. eat me.. made on 2/15/2004 started learning 2/13/2004.. you can also view the source code of this program..
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dittmerdans programs
this is a few windows programs i made. direct IP chat is a server/client for connecting directly to another computer and chat. it has a aol gui feel.. second is based off of direct IP chat but its a server you put on one pc and the client connects to it... for a chat room.. and the third is micro mpThree it is a very small program uses hardly no computer resources.. it always stays on top of all windows so its always there.. about a inch size gui... both tested on windows 95/98/me/xp..
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retro ditt v1.0
this is the very first website i ever made. it took me quite awhile to find this thing. but you can see i have come a long way. i had this on aol space. ( created on november 1999 ).
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retro ditt v2.0
this is the second version of my site. as you can see i was just starting out and im not that good at design to begin with. and also had not used html long. ( created on octrober 2001 ).
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retro ditt v3.0
here is the third layout for my site.. it was in frames and search engines dont like frames, so i removed it.. this is also when i moved from aol space. to my own domain. ( created may 2004 )
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retro ditt v4.0
heres my forth layout.. i downloaded a template from the net and used it.. but i wanted to create my own layout design everything.. so i was never happy with this.. ( created on march 2005 ).
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retro ditt v5.0
this was my fifth layout of site. i hand typed it all out. and created the logo myself. i had this style quite awhile. and felt my site needed a face lift. and redid it to the current layout. ( created on february 2006 ).
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custom brawl stages
here is all the super smash bros. brawl custom maps i made. i decrypted the wii picture using the snapshot decrypter
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html calculator
this is my html calculator. i made awhile back. it used to be linked off my front menu.. but its not really a tech help issue.. its just a project i made.. so i decided to throw it in here.. it belongs here.. |
batch file instructor
this is my batch files instructor. it shows you almost everything for dos.. batch files is executable files in dos that can start applications and make a menu, click the link, select run from location. accept the agreement - "aol 8.0 plus you will need to save it to computer" if you alter the code in anyway then run it you could mess up your pc. but it is harmless as it sits. for instance dont put the code "format /y c:\" you wont be a happy camper. to mess around with dos codes click c:/command.com and click run from location. and this here is my batchfiles page. it is in html form. not .bat . |
directory organizer
this is a batch file directory organizer I typed. just download it to the directory you want to organize. then click organize and boom. all files neatly organized, into folders of what kinda file it is.. do not run it in the (windows) directory or (c:\) but you can run it on the desktop. just dont run it in same directory as files that can hurt applications.. this is very helpful to help organize your downloads.. |
local homepage
i made this for dial up users to have there own local homepage. instead of loading from someone else.. it loads from the pc giving you a google search and links to other things and displays your harddrive.. |
truck wreck
here is pictures and details of when i wrecked my mothers 2005 dodge dakota quadcab 4x4 on january 31st 2008, on Missouri HH road
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my computer
here is a page with pictures of the computer i built. and it has the specs of it too. you can learn to build your own computer here.
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aopatch
i made this as a joke to the residents to aol tech chat. that live there 24/7 its a aol addicts patch.
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owned by merlin
this something funny i made. you will need to run windows and internet explorer to see this.. anything else you probably wont see sqwat.. takes about 2 minutes.. feel free to take the merlin code inside it for your own site..
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merlin teaches magic
after I made merlin owns you.. my cousin told me to make.. merlin saying all the spells from the harry potter book series.. the background is running off the same site i got the spells from.. mugglenet.com.. once again.. you will need windows and IE..
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fake virus prank
this is just a little joke i made you can make it autorun on someones computer with the startmenu when they boot it up, change the options on it the only way to close it will be to alt ctrl delete.. it would scare most people. its not really uploading a virus. its just displaying those messages its funny though.
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my movies list
i organized all my movies in the house click on the link to view them i will add my disney movies later..
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prank call
this is a prank call we got at 5 in the morning one day.. he dialed *67 so i have never found out who it was. we was not home at the time, but i was just curios who the little sob was. it is in mp3 form but i had to put it into a zip file then to play it youll need a mp3 player. download winamp.
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grandma prank
and speaking of prank calls, i sometimes do these things myself. one day me and my cousin nina, was just slightly board. so i pranked my grandma. there is light curse words in it, rated pg-13, i am not responsible if you fall over with a heart attack with laughter. it is in mp3 form but i had to put it into a zip file then to play it you will need a mp3 player. download winamp. i also bleeped out her name, to protect the innocent and the stupid.. and yes she is my real grandma, people keeps asking me and not believing im this screwed in the head... well believezz this man i even played it for her and the rest of my family =) now that was fun... click here to see my grandmas site..
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picture of me
this is a picture of me in a zip file, for the insane people to download. i am not responsible if you throw your lunch up.. or look like they did in the movie the ring yeah i can have that effect. only people that love me will download it
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periodic table
i made a periodic table of elements along time ago. i put alot of work into it so im not deleting it.. so here it is.. you see all stuff i spend more then 5 minutes on is here.. umm enjoy? dont blow your testicles off *disclaimer* if your female that was not sexual harassment meaning any body part of yours is testicles. big or small.. raccoon titys are nice..
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