hi and welcome to the dittmer missouri tour, dittmer mo is a small meth making town in jefferson county. we make meth, grow cows and watch howdy doody. your tour guide today is the one and only dittmerdan. dittmerdan is this very sexy stud muffin that has lived in dittmer missouri all his life, hes a leo with beautiful buzz cutted hair. and is also pretty crazy and can bite. so be mighty careful.
click begin tour to start the tour. the tour is free of std's (mostly) and has no additives or preservatives. your mom should be happy. so yes just click begin tour & you will be off on the tour of dittmer mo. begin tour
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| the current temperature and time in dittmer is. click picture to get weather forecast for dittmer mo. |
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 click to enlarge map of dittmer
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click here to get the census population report and other information on dittmer mo. like longitude, latitude and elevation. and alot other useful information.
click here to view ghost storys and sightings in dittmer missouri. i have also seen some myself. a native american woman used to lay in my bed during the day. and seen her floating around before. |
view the local news of dittmer missouri in jefferson county at topix.com, this site is updated all the time, to bring you the newest meth lab explosions and cow tippings around.
we have a concrete creation store called pats concrete. they make all kinds of wonderful concrete statues and lawn ornaments. they have very reasonable prices.
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this is a picture of the old dittmer farm.. i found it the other day. the dittmer farm emigrated from armsen hanover germany. to jefferson county usa. in 1844. they founded dittmer mo. henry dittmer was born in 1867 and died in 1947, he was married to his wife rosina. they had a boy john. john dittmer was born in the united states in 1895, his wife was elsie. |
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